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[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 95 points 1 week ago (6 children)

His transphobia makes sense now. He hates himself.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 25 points 1 week ago

I also hate him, but I'm not transphobic. Maybe he doesn't hate himself enough? C'mon everybody! Maybe if we all hate him enough, we can save Christmas!

"You better go shout, and spit in his eye! You should avoid Tesla, I'm telling you why. Elon Musk's a bastard and dumb."

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

He may very well have repressed gender disphoria that makes him extremely miserable

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[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 90 points 1 week ago (11 children)

Sorry, I just don't feel like body shaming is the best we can do.

[–] SoftTeeth@lemmy.world 54 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Elon Musk wants people to so desperately like him he bought high ranking Diablo 4 and Path of Exile 2 accounts to fake being a hardcore gamer but the community sused him out after like one stream because people could tell he had no idea what he was doing playing on endgame accounts.

Also he was high on Ketamine and probably cocaine during the inauguration, the head rolling he did is a side effect of ketamine and his top gums were bleeding every time he smiled which is a common side effect of cocaine use on the gums.

But he does also have tits like someone who's flip flopping on HRT

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Found the head roll video (mirrored - recording of a TV)

That’s a side effect? (four seconds of web searching was inconclusive)

his top gums were bleeding every time he smiled

404 on that - even braved the president’s single-letter social media site for you good people, couldn’t find

Oligarchical highlights nonetheless:

[–] SoftTeeth@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

I noticed the gums when it was showing him next to barron after trump said drill baby drill

You can see his gums are inflamed and bleeding a bit. It's hard to capture in a pic but you can see his gums are fucked in that clip

https://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/world/barron-trump-shows-blank-stare-as-elon-musk-celebrates-trumps-inauguration/video/d4af97a8ffc990965b8a044481a20a28

[–] TseseJuer@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

he got those gynecomastia tits

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wants to be Tyler Durden, ends up Robert Paulsen.

[–] gloriousspearfish@feddit.dk 6 points 1 week ago

His name was Robert Paulson.

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Man got hairplugs and said "yknow what time to be a shit bird"

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[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 67 points 1 week ago (4 children)

The saddest thing about this takeover of the US is that it was done by the biggest fucking losers on the planet. Like how the fuck did we let this happen. This bitch wouldn't last 30 seconds in any combat situation

[–] jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 31 points 1 week ago

Average neonazi

[–] wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's actually a pretty toxic thought train. Combat resigned shouldn't be an important feature of leaders or respected members of society.

Granted, this is fine for this case- I'll allow it.

I think we all have pretty negative trains of thought about this guy. If I wasn't afraid of legal consequences, I would still sleep well with his head on my scorecard.

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Im also thinking tempermentally too, they are weak people. Childish, emotional, easily wounded by words. I have no fucking clue how the voter base sees this in any way as strength.

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I imagine the gilded age was full of losers running the show as well. They just didn't have the forums we do today for it to be documented.

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I agree, same with Nazi Germany. These people were social rejects. Misfits taking their revenge on the world.

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 52 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This needs to be marked NSFW. Those are female nipples, according to one of the latest EOs.

[–] dai@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

tread carefully,

he's the reichest man on earth

[–] wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Too bad this doesn't translate as well audibly.

But I lol'd.

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[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

And he's still got them bitch tits and that dorky, unintimidating little scowl.

Fuckin dweeb could pay trainers and dieticians and coaches to follow him around all day.

[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 6 points 1 week ago

I get the pun, but it's only him that says he's the richest man on earth

Regardez ici, c'est un français, actuellement

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_World%27s_Billionaires

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[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Wait wait. You haven't even seen him without a shirt on.

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

His boyfriend is cute! Skipped leg day though.

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[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

I've said this before. As the child of someone who's consistently used illicit performance enhancing drugs: this is what happens when you take steroids without estrogen blockers

Your body will notice the significant uptick in testosterone and will try to "offset" it by giving you a proportionate amount of ~~testosterone~~ estrogen

To anybody curious why he isn't big, you still need the exercise to gain any noticeable amount of muscle

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Was the supposed to be “by giving you a proportionate amount of estrogen”? … because I’m confused.

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[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago

To anybody curious why he isn't big, you still need the exercise to gain any noticeable amount of muscle

Damn it, I knew I forgot something.

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean, he's not exactly a slim guy. Can't it also just be because he's a bit overweight?

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[–] levzzz@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago
[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lmfao why does he smile upside down?Imagine being the richest idiot on the planet and having no charisma

Zuckerberg is the same. Spoilt rotten, sooking over every little moment.

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

For those claiming to be upset about body shaming in this specific instance, nazis believe they are literally genetically superior specimens - that's like one of the main parts of their deal. It's party of why they perpetually want to SLAUGHTER millions of people, to rid the world of what they see as less superior genes in the pool.

Therefore, it is HIGHLY appropriate in this case to point out, frequently and with enthusiasm, that elmo is a very divorced and bloated potato, soaked overnight in a bath of drugs and one of those middle school colognes that you wear because you desperately hope people will like you more if you wear it - ketamine and kool water.

So it's not at all inappropriate to point out that the world's international shame, our oddly lumpy elmo and his be-diapered old vice president, are tremendously far from a physical fitness ideal condition. They are infact, very proud membersof the Master Race (to Krispy Kreme). So feel free to confine to state that he is certainly a member of the Master bRACEsiere or that he takes his Master raICE CREAM with extra nachos on top - fuck nazis, without exception, and the people who apologize on their behalf.

My heart goes out to you.

[–] ElcaineVolta@kbin.melroy.org 14 points 1 week ago

I've seen this explained before as what happens when you blast steroids and never exercise

[–] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 week ago

Musky melons

[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Tag this with Musk so that my spam filters works. Thanks.

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

As I've climbed in age and past twink death it has always been my goal not to get dad tits

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago

The Hitler you get when you order off wish.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Gold = command and operations
Blue = science and medical
Red = engineering, security and communications

and now we have:

Puce = garbage detail

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[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

He’s got a matronly glow here

He just finished pumping his hate milk from his mammaries

[–] Foofighter@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 week ago

Nice tits, bro!

[–] 4oreman@lemy.lol 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

this is why i always make sure my belly sticks out past my chest.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Careful, then you might end up with what my dad used to call "dickydo'. That's when you're tummy sticks out farther than your dicky do.

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[–] uxia@midwest.social 7 points 1 week ago

imagine how terrible he would look if he wasn't the richest man in the world

[–] HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago
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