Kolanaki

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

I often look at the music in my collection and think I must be addicted to depression because 90% of my music is depressing shit about how life sucks, how suicide would be a great option, or how love is a lie.

I don't seek out music that is angry or sad; I just click more with anything where the artist's emotions are clearly present in the music, and there just doesn't seem to be a helluva lot of happy music that actually has passion behind it and isn't some corporate pop shit.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net -1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I've never heard of something even getting recalled more than once before they aren't being sold and nobody has one anymore; how the fuck do these ugly fucking things get 5 recalls and are still seen regularly on the road? 😬

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 1 day ago

Where in the TOS does it limit access to a channel's unique identifier ID? You need that shit for external tools to work.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You imagine that you're grinding up little tiny people between your hands while giving an over-the-top maniacal laugh.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The article being posted...

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 13 points 2 days ago

Guess you can't even show videos of legitimate Classics Library content on a real Switch since those are being emulated. πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 63 points 3 days ago (6 children)

The AI overview thing is completely full of shit 99% of the time, too.

It's given me fake URLs, made up information about Google's own services/support methods, fabricated tutorials for video games, and other insane shit.

Like when I asked if Tsushima was a real place, it just gave a paragraph about the game (Ghost of Tsushima) and said that the game featured real, modern restraunts from Japan such as Narisawa and fast food places like McDonald's. The game takes place in or close to the feudal period.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 17 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Imagine if you will, a phone that actually fucking fits in your jean pockets

Size issue. My jean pockets can fit a whole tablet.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 0 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I blame profit driven SM only so far as that in an effort to appeal to a wider audience, they have succeeded and now there are even more people online using them so we actually have a closer look at reality and how there's a shitton of people who don't see the reality of climate change anywhere.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I can do things with hotdogs that could possibly help in a hotdog eating competition. But that's not what I usually use it for.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 6 days ago

I'm gonna guess that whatever plant they are talking about isn't supposed to be in Sri Lanka. But it is.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 6 days ago (3 children)

He said he doesn't speak English. He is perfectly capable of reading and writing in it, tho.

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One of the stepper motors' switch things (the metal part that hits the bar to tell the motor it's at one end of the track) came out and it's either bent too much or snapped off (it's so small I can't really tell) and it doesn't go back in place, which means I can't use the printer because the motor with the head on it doesn't know when it has reached the end of the track and just tries to keep going if I don't stop it.

My first thought was to print a new piece but... That won't work when I have to use the printer to do that. The motor itself is great. It's just that stupid little metal triangle thing used to give the teeny tiny switch some more surface area to be pressed.

 

cross-posted from: https://yiffit.net/post/2691040

Sometime between 7th and 9th grade, I saw something that I cannot explain and has freaked me the fuck out ever since. I really didn't expect anyone to believe me then, and I really don't expect anyone to now but I need to get it off my chest to maybe get it off my mind.

I had woken up around 3 in the morning thirsty as hell, so I groggily got up, grabbed my cup off my night stand and went downstairs to get some water. I barely had my eyes open until I was standing in front of the fridge and only opened them to make sure the ice was set to cubed as my mom would always leave it on crushed. I immediately noticed a dull, amber light illuminating the kitchen from the window in front of the sink.

The nearest street lamp on the street behind my house was a few houses down and didn't really reach the kitchen from the angle it was relative to it, so I turned around to see where this light was coming from and as soon as I saw it I reflexively backed into the fridge and slipped falling onto my ass. I just sat there stunned and scared shitless because what I saw was nothing of this world I've seen or read about.

I managed to get the courage to slowly crouch and peer over the island counter I was currently behind to get a better look. In my backyard were two things seemingly looking for something. They had large, lumpy heads (or at least it was a prominent part of the top of the body) that were translucent and emitting the amber light. Stuff was floating around in the head but I couldn't make out more than black silhouettes against the light.

They had no eyes that I could discern, but they had mouths with puffy, puckered, reddish lips that a long, pointed blue or black (hard to tell with the orangish light) tongue would occasionally flick out and lick the air; like a snake "sniffing." I couldn't tell if they had a real body or if from the "neck" of the creature was only tendrils. They had several long appendages that seemed specialized with different "hands," some of which looked like they could have been technological tools as they had somewhat recognizable man-made shapes such as a drill on one and an infrared thermometer on another.

The one further from the window I thought had what looked like a metallic backpack on but before I could really look at any detail I might have gleamed in the amber light, the one closest to the window slapped one of its "arms" against the window with a "hand" of a dozen or more smaller, worm-like fingers all wriggling against the glass, and I'll never forget the sound it made as it probed the window. A light, meaty slapping and streaking sound as they bumped and slithered across it.

That's when I had had enough and slowly crawled on my butt staying as low as I could back out of the kitchen, down the hall and out of sight of the window before standing up and bolting back to my room, locking the door behind me and pushing my dresser in front of the window. I just sat on my bed huddled in the corner of the wall watching the window until I could see the sunlight peeking through behind the dresser before I finally passed out.

When I woke later in the afternoon, before the sun had gone down I went into the backyard to see if anything was out of place and I couldn't find anything weird. Not a mark in the dirt, not any residue on the glass where that thing has rubbed it, nothing. I've searched online for cryptids or even alien encounters that match what I saw and have never come up with anything even remotely close. I don't know what the fuck those things were, and I am not even entirely sure they are a threat but it makes me feel extremely uneasy knowing that they exist.

 

Because it doesn't seem to matter currently if you play ranked games or casual games, the general experience tends to be the same. But one has numbers and things to go with it. You still get people playing to win in casual games and you get people dicking around having fun in ranked games, and the ranks don't necessarily indicate how they play as a team and a whole bunch of other things that make it less than ideal.

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