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[–] Hupf@feddit.org 8 points 1 hour ago

That tweet is going to age well.

[–] HoMaster@lemm.ee 6 points 1 hour ago

Another testament of the American education system.

[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

This is just sad. Or posted by a time-traveler that forgot when they are.

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 5 hours ago

Ah, that explains it.

It's not that I am feeling youg for my age, it's all the young people feeling old. got it.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 39 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 8 points 21 hours ago

Let 👏dat👏mf👏sink👏in

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago

Math is hard

[–] plaguesandbacon@lemmy.ca 52 points 1 day ago (4 children)

As an actual 46 year old, I'm offended. Guess I'll go yell at a cloud or something

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

45 this year, guess I'll do the same, after I yell at these pesky kids to get off my lawn.

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Hello fellow 44 nearly 45 year old. This is your friendly notification to take your Advil.

Also be careful when sleeping, you don't want to injure your back

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

Thanks same to you.

[–] 4grams@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago

Desperately clinging to my mid-40’s too old bro.. not looking forward to this next one.

[–] earphone843@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

You should tell those kids to get off your yard.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 points 21 hours ago

X is a cool letter or number if you’re a nerd

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As of today, someone born in 1999 was the same age as Marilyn Monroe was when she was born. Makes you think.

[–] A_A@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Funny and clever.
it got Llama 3.1 a.i. completely confused ... which could never translate it right even with my help. But a better a.i. (GPT-4o mini) got it easily the first time and could explain it well.

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

It really whipped the Llama's ass!

[–] FellowHuman@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Being born 1996, does that make me 69 or is my math wrong?

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Since I'm born in 1987 and am 420, your math seems to check out.

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 92 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Saving this to reshare in 2047

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 56 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Saving this to reshare in 2047

Can't tell if stupid or further shitposting

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 day ago

Definitely stupid

[–] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

That 'or' is inclusive.

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 5 points 1 day ago

Why don’t you post back here when you do so we all know you kept your word?

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yep 46 - 16. What a time to be alive...

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago

To be fair, we're halfway through this decade and it's been harder than 90's, 00's and 10's combined.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] enbyecho@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's fake news. You gotta be careful with these internet "sources". Do your research!

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 points 18 hours ago

I know most social media can't be trusted because they are funded by Big Tech, but I thought lemmy is funded by Big Truth?

[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago

I wasn’t born yesterday, you know. Wait, I’m in my 30s. Ok yes, I was born yesterday.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ok, I give up. If there’s a joke here other than just someone shitty at math I don’t get it.

[–] marzhall@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's meant to inspire a brief moment of dread and surprise for those of us who are not quick at math.

Ah, gotcha. The brief moment of dread I got that I was too old to get why the math was so bad.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 18 points 1 day ago

For those mathematicians saying "tHiS isN'T tRUe": The tweet is exactly 2 years old. So much about that.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] casmael@lemm.ee 1 points 5 hours ago

Ask him something else let’s see how kwik his mafs is

[–] Sorgan71@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

those born in 1900 are dead. Let that sink in.

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[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago

I'm 42 and had to think about this for a moment. I'm not clever.

[–] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

A person born in 1899 looks exactly the same as they will look once we hit 2035. Let that marinate

[–] A_A@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

This is logically reductible to : a person looks exactly as they look. i find it funny that your (complete) statement confuses GPT-4o mini

[–] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I prefer to reduce it to “the dead don’t age”.

[–] A_A@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

My bad, you are right, this makes much more sense 😋 (i am getting too old !)

All relative, my dear chap! ;)

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[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago

This post is brought to you by - The future

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