CharmOffensive

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[–] CharmOffensive@lemm.ee 3 points 3 minutes ago

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[–] CharmOffensive@lemm.ee 1 points 11 minutes ago

I literally said english speaking countries, genius. I'm also in china right now on holiday and nobody calls black people monkeys to their face. You speak like a white little incel who's never gotten a passport.

[–] CharmOffensive@lemm.ee 1 points 11 hours ago

Buy a third set and then pick two devices for each pair.

[–] CharmOffensive@lemm.ee 1 points 21 hours ago

It reminds them of the popular kids in school who pushed them into lockers. That's basically it.

[–] CharmOffensive@lemm.ee 26 points 21 hours ago

sent from my iphone

[–] CharmOffensive@lemm.ee 1 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Yep, it's called Bluetooth bone conducting headphones and if you're that deaf, you should buy a cheap pair. They're only like $20 on Amazon. Saves you being a loud asshole in public and makes hearing your phone infinitely easier.

[–] CharmOffensive@lemm.ee 4 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (2 children)

Bluetooth is a bigger hastle than just plugging in a wire.

What? Literally every single pair of Bluetooth headphones I own auto connect to my phone by the time I have both buds in my ears.

And all the cheap ones use Micro-B instead of C for charging

I bought a cheap pair of $20 anker ones a couple years ago for gardening and they're USB c. Even the cheapo taotronics I got from AliExpress were USB c. I don't think micro has been in use for a while now.

[–] CharmOffensive@lemm.ee 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Lulzzzz ya I’ve heard outside of Hamburgerland saying the n word is not a big deal at all.

Not true and I suggest you don't try it in any english speaking countries or you are liable to get your head kicked in.

[–] CharmOffensive@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

I put a "honk if you're horny" bumper sticker on it and then some jerk followed me around honking for days. He said he was so horny, his stomach hurt. He even sat behind my car honking at my mother's funeral until I gave him one of the porno mags from the boot of my car.

[–] CharmOffensive@lemm.ee 16 points 2 days ago

Oh Andy, the Republicans won't think of you as "one of the good ones" and protect you from their white America policies.

[–] CharmOffensive@lemm.ee 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Better that they know about it at 6 than grow up feeling like they're broken inside and end up taking their own life at 16.

[–] CharmOffensive@lemm.ee 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I grew up in a small town. Things were hard. We needed to make little jokes. I learned to make my car a little funny. I’m sorry if I sent the wrong message, like I was some sort of representative or something.

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