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Can't even salvage the pot

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[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 76 points 4 weeks ago

You set the (hot) crock in the (cold) snow and the bottom cracked and fell through?

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 44 points 4 weeks ago
[–] Cap@lemm.ee 37 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] buttfarts@lemy.lol 3 points 4 weeks ago

Absolutely savage

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 33 points 4 weeks ago
[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 26 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

What an I looking at here? What's the white stuff? Snow?

[–] nesc@lemmy.cafe 27 points 4 weeks ago

Looks like ceramic dish broke after it was put in the snow.

[–] AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social 25 points 4 weeks ago

There's a lesson here...

If you're not careful, the beans will blow out your bottom.

[–] Schlemmy@lemmy.ml 21 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] mp3@lemmy.ca 38 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

It's what he does best.

Kevin Malone and his chili pot, from The Office

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 7 points 4 weeks ago

Not gonna be telling OP any secrets anytime soon, that’s for sure.

[–] MrJukes@lemmy.today 6 points 4 weeks ago

Why'd ya spill yer beans?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 18 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago
[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 17 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

More like has-beans, amirite

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Please try to be respectful

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

My heartfelt condolences :(

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Thanks, so sad :(

[–] some_random_nick@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago

Their beans :(

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 12 points 4 weeks ago

I don't get it, I put the hot ceramic right on the freezing snow, it should have been fine!

[–] Anissem@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 weeks ago

Pretty soon those are going to be some kewl beanz.

[–] swag_money@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

rip beans :(

[–] Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 weeks ago

Oh, beans...

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

This is a Dennis the Menace reference.

[–] example@reddthat.com 1 points 4 weeks ago