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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 50 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

“Oh god, not this shit again.”

45 minutes later

“But WHY does Abigail have to go to the nunnery? She didn’t do anything wrong!”

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Guess who went to sleep way too late last night because I stayed to watch the nature documentary my dad fell asleep to.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

As long as he wasn’t snoring, you can sit behind your dad and imagine he’s the one narrating.

[–] jeremyparker@programming.dev 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Back in my day we used to make “tfw” (that feel when) or “mfw” (my face when) posts that rarely if ever contained a face or a feeling

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

rarely if ever contained a face or a feeling

We even added "> mfw I have no face" to address that if we felt particularly quirky !

[–] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

For anyone needing a bit of whimsy in their life: read acronyms as if they're normal words. "Miffwuh I have no face"

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Sorry but you just activated my pedant mode...

adjusts glasses anime style um akshually, that is the definition of an acronym, otherwise it is just an initialism.

[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My wife be watching 90 Day Fiance and sometimes I catch myself unironically watching a whole episode with her. Shit is buckwild

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

The fact that it’s all rehearsed and refined and outlined and stage-managed only makes it slightly less bonkers. This is the face these people are CHOOSING to present to the world.

Gets repetitive after a while, though.

[–] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And then have an out-of-body experience where you watch yourself doing that from the outside.

[–] lugal@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why would you watch yourself instead of your mother's series?

[–] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

No idea but that's the point of view of that picture. The view clearly being my stance, not the series.

[–] dch82@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago

BTW the title should be

POV: someone doesn't know how to use POV

You obviously know how to use POV ;)

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Plot twist.....the series is South Park.

[–] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's not POV, unless you are your mom

[–] fosho@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

that still doesn't make sense. no one in the scene is watching this guy so NOT POV.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

Jesus and Santa, they're always watching

[–] lugal@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

The TV does. TV watching goes both ways

[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That time the guest on Oprah was interesting

[–] BenFranklinsDick@lemmy.world -2 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Isn't this an actual proper use of the POV format though?

[–] fushuan@lemm.ee 53 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The meme implies that you are the shown kid, so of course it's not proper use, you should be shown whatever that kid is seeing. His point of view, a 1st person view. It's not that hard.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

From what I’ve seen when it’s the pov of an animate object you use its pov, so this could be the tvs pov. If it’s a person you use theirs. Memeing is serious business so I am glad you asked

[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

you are the gabagool

I feel seen

[–] thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

yeah this is a mfw format. mfw my mom is watching something Lowkey interesting and i have to pretend I'm not watching.

[–] MagnyusG@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

the pov format is inherently flawed because it's almost never actually from your "point of view"

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 25 points 1 week ago

MFW: POV is used incorrectly. SMH my head.

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't you normally comment in the third person? This POV debacle hits deep

[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 3 points 1 week ago

Only when Drag refers to Dragself.