moosetwin

joined 1 year ago
[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

no, satan's maggoty cum fart is 100% serious

 

both popups found on the same page (annies website, any product page)

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

alright, now what are you supposed to do with the bird feeders?

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

I don't know how to continue this, just imagine I made a really funny reference to this book

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

consider putting a magnet up there to get the key

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 1 month ago

you can pirate games but don't jerk yourself off about it, you don't have to justify downloading video games as media preservation to not be a bad person because of it

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This paper presents a revolutionary method for bitcrushing the maglock. Using waterwheels, bumpscocity was measured to be 2,000,000 +/- 62,000 square meters. Results show seductive agreement with theoretical predictions and significant improvement over previous efforts by arch linux user, et al. The work presented here has profound implications for future studies of [BUZZWORD HERE] and may one day help solve the problem of the undemocratization of the US

Keywords: Blockchain, Cold Fusion, Room Temperature Superconductor

I had to type all this on mobile, you can call me settings world champion

"My god the bumpscosity in here is absolutely overwhelming. Two million?! You people have got to be nuts! How can you stand this much bumpscosity?"

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

unrelated, but does that mf have an iron cross on his shirt?

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

it looks straight out of All Tomorrows

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Last time I trusted a power switch I got my leg torn off.

haven't actually had leg torn offI just meant this to humorously express that you should treat it as faulty unless you are willing to risk getting hurt (e.g. gun safety)

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago

Yeah right, if lemmy.ca is in Canada then aussie.zone and lemmy.eco.br are in Australia and Brazil. Get a load of this guy.

 

found by Orteil, this is a weird article.

 

pixeldrain is also one of the least sketchy download sites (that are commonly used)

they have a lemmy instance as well but I don't know if they know about all the piracy going on

 

thought you'd like this

 

I actually bought ultrakill but now I have an even bigger respect for the chad that is Hakita

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billions must seed (midwest.social)
submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/piracy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
 

this is a crosspost from here, for some reason it isn't linking automatically

 

crossposted from here

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submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
 

despite the low quality, the meme is OC (you know what they say: garbage in, garbage out (referring to the amount of pixels))

I don't actually have a dog but my cat does not care

 

OP, modified to add piracy section

DDS stands for digital distribution services

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submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
 

I really like these types of misdirection memes

Edit: I've just realized this could come off as me saying I will use the instructions, I just intended it as being surprising that it is in the background

 
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popup with no way to close (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
 

I apologize for the quality, windows does not have any built in way to take screenshots with the mouse cursor, so I ended up having to use their shitty step recorder tool

edit: yes yes I know I was wrong I understood after the first comment

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