CharmOffensive
Buy a third set and then pick two devices for each pair.
Yep, it's called Bluetooth bone conducting headphones and if you're that deaf, you should buy a cheap pair. They're only like $20 on Amazon. Saves you being a loud asshole in public and makes hearing your phone infinitely easier.
Bluetooth is a bigger hastle than just plugging in a wire.
What? Literally every single pair of Bluetooth headphones I own auto connect to my phone by the time I have both buds in my ears.
And all the cheap ones use Micro-B instead of C for charging
I bought a cheap pair of $20 anker ones a couple years ago for gardening and they're USB c. Even the cheapo taotronics I got from AliExpress were USB c. I don't think micro has been in use for a while now.
Oh Andy, the Republicans won't think of you as "one of the good ones" and protect you from their white America policies.
Better that they know about it at 6 than grow up feeling like they're broken inside and end up taking their own life at 16.