this post was submitted on 30 Oct 2023
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Dad Jokes

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[–] TheRaven@lemmy.ca 158 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

The person is in their contacts as Dad, yet the dad says “Thanks dad”. Who’s the dad?

[–] nieceandtows@programming.dev 71 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

The dad just named his son after himself.

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 8 points 11 months ago

Mail men hate this one trick!

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

We are all dad on this blessed day

[–] beforan@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

Speak for yourself

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

Homosexual parents doing that thing where parents call each other Mom/Dad? Non-orientable DDLD relationship?

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 41 points 11 months ago

Holding a phone

I should ask someone else to call a taxi for me

[–] bappity@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 11 months ago
[–] jcdenton@lemy.lol 3 points 11 months ago

Punctuatial

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 53 points 11 months ago (2 children)

😱 a dumb joke in a community for dad jokes? A fake in this community? Big if true!

[–] bastian_5@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The dumb part isn't the joke. The dumb part is the person saying "thanks dad" is called "Dad" in the phone.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz -3 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] Spuddaccino@reddthat.com 16 points 11 months ago

The part between the corners of the image. It's white and has grey and green blobs on it. You can't miss it.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Texts are on the wrong sides

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 0 points 11 months ago

I WANT TO GO TO THE PARTIES YOU ARE AT

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 0 points 11 months ago

Maybe you are on the wrong side...of the argument

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 10 points 11 months ago

I just wish they'd pay more attention to detail with their fake text screenshots