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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

that's how they announced back then it was wednesday

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 9 points 1 week ago

Ikr, like OP couldn't have waited a couple days!? πŸ€ͺ

[–] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

toss one of those through the homies window

wake up with a bloody fuckin mouth "it's Wednesday braja blast"

oh word 🌞

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 30 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It's a computer mouse πŸ‘½

*computer frog

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 week ago

Archeologists uncover 3000 year old fossilized computer mouse and think it's a frog.

[–] gajahmada@awful.systems 2 points 1 week ago

Petition to change wireless mouse to frog

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

do we have 3d scans of his one? I need to print it as a replacement shell for a pc mouse

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

I had the exact same idea

[–] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

That's actually pretty dope.

[–] RedStrider@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

a frogge biΓΎ a smale beaste wiΓΎ foure leggys, whiche liueΓΎ boΓΎe in water and on londe

[–] simple@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 1 points 1 week ago

I see your... whatever that is, and raise you a honey badger don't care.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago

LITERALLY this

[–] mikatukana@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago

Anyone have the STL?

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 6 points 1 week ago

What a unit

[–] General_Effort@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

But it isn't Wednesday yet?

[–] maplebar@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

A block of fresh yeast.

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

does it keep jewels stored in it's mouth?

This looks like the frog monster from the N64 polygon version of the Monster Hunter Wilds open beta. This some Chinese Nostradamus shit.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Looks like a block of cheese to me.