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[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

Giving you contradictory orders is standard operating procedure for cops whenever they need an excuse to abuse or kill you.

"Get on the ground!"

"Don’t move!"

"I SAID GET ON THE GROUND!"

"I SAID DON’T F*CKING MOVE!"

"Disperse or you'll be fired upon!"

Kettles (concentrates) protestors into a small area and keeps them from dispersing.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 1 points 47 minutes ago

I tried to Google a legal answer here and basically there is none because no LEA will admit that their cops ever give contradictory orders, so on paper there is no problem to be solved and thus no solution is needed.

From what I gather, though, movement is worse than stillness, and if ever a confusing situation arises, it's better to freeze with your hands visible than do anything else.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 hours ago

It's a long one, but Skip Intro did a vid on this.

Check it out.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

ACAB, especially that fucker in the Paw Patrol, a show which exists because someone wanted copaganda for kids.

[–] Luffy879@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 hours ago

I dont think Paw Patrol was only made as Propaganda, but their inclusion of a police dog instead of just using one of the other words for police or Sheriff is still very disappointing

[–] smokebuddy@lemmy.today 32 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] swab148@lemm.ee 14 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Luffy879@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Reminds me of an Episode of „the rookie” (the response of PDs to acab, that being propaganda)

In one of the Episodes, a black cop has to ride with a racist dude wanting to kill black people, while the entire department is ignorant of that. Then, in the next episode, the whole PD just suddenly starts being supportive and conspiring against that guy without any convincing having to be done, like someone just flashed a new firmware update on them.

And that's not the only episode like that. There's the wife of a cop who got addicted once, then got into a clinic and got clean, but even now that she's clean she is still a gangster doing gang work, because even if you have a supporting husband and got clean, gangsters are and will always be gangsters

Then, there's that one episode where someone with a disability can't go to the mental hospital because the family can't afford it, but there comes the rich capitalist wanting to help the little guy! Also, next episode the family turns out to be wanting to kill the rich capitalist because „They don't want help because they are the poor family and they want to be poor”

I could keep going forever.

[–] Luffy879@lemmy.ml 28 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

But, like, really.

Having police displayed as a cute puppy is the meta of Propaganda.

  1. kids associate the police with a puppy. A puppy is cute. So police = cute
  2. kids are tought that the police is only there to catch Bad criminal who only do things because they are evil. (Because even if you wanted to, you can't make an episode of a kids show where Timmy the homeless child is arrested by chase the k9 unit by biting off half of their fingers and piercing 2 veines in the process because they stole an apple so their little stray puppy dosent die a gruesome and slow death by starvation, and then is separated from their family)

Edit: oh BTW forgot that Timmy's family will also be arrested because they can't pay for the hospital and the ambulance,so happy ending I guess.

[–] minamoog@lemmy.world 30 points 21 hours ago

acab includes the paw patrol dog

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (9 children)

No you listen

Paw Patrol is a CIA experiment

Paw patrol is really a massive CIA experiment designed to create genetically engineered Super-dog soldiers

This is the only possible explanation for how they can afford their HQ, the high tech equipment, the fuel to go all around the world, and not too mention the maintenance costs.

The 6 pups were not 'rescue' dogs, that's a lie that was told to them when their intelligence grew and enabled them to speak English and comprehend us and eventually became a core part of the cover story. Their memories have been altered so that they have no doubt to the cover story. In reality all 6 of them were genetically engineered and grown in a CIA lab in an experiment dubbed "soldier paw" to create "super-dog soldiers". The end goal is to have a dog soldier that is 100% loyal. One that can easily go into enemy territory and perform secret and dangerous operations.

"Adventure Bay" is actually a CIA blacksite created specifically to train, test, and observe the pups, "Ryder" is actually a CIA operative who's task is to be their handler and ensure that there is adequate progress. He knows of every situation well in advance as they are scheduled by the CIA project leader, Mayor Goodway, who began the project when she created an above average intelligent chicken that she now keeps as a pet.

Mayor Goodway and Cap'n Turbot are actually divorced in reality and this is why the Mayor frequently puts him in her planned scenarios hoping that the pups will fail one day and she can get sole custody of their kids, Julius and Justina (Gustavo is only their step father).

Everyone else in Adventure Bay are all either CIA operatives or paid actors with NDAs and top secret security clearances.

The Kitten Catastrophe Crew was project soldier paws predecessor, created by CIA scientist known as "Mayor Humdinger", dubbed project soldier pussy. This project, however, was terminated as they could not solve the problems with cats inherent dickness and inability to be 100% loyal. It was decided that instead of terminating the kittens and reassigning mayor Humdinger that they would serve as an archvillan type of enemy for the paw patrol. The kittens partially know the truth in that they know they are genetic experiments but not much else and is partially the reason why they are 'evil' and sometimes disregard orders from mayor humdinger.

Any "special" pups that appear, such as Everest or Tracker, only exist temporarily to test specific new genetic traits, the rest of the time they remain in stasis.

At the end of the scenerios the pups collars inject a temporary sleeping agent so that they can be transported to their dog houses which are actually stasis Chambers when not in their vehicle state. This allows the project team to fit an entire day/night cycle into an 8-6 day so that the pups believe a full day has passed when in reality only 10 hours has passed, and also allows the team to go home for the night and be with their families. Occasionally the stasis Chambers fail causing them to 'wake up' and the overnight shift typically only has a one hour warning before failure to call in the main team and any other actor or operative necessary to carry out one of the night contingency scenario while the stasis system is being repaired.

Because of the amount of time that they spend in the Chambers they don't actually age that much, however, at some point when the CIA determines that sufficient progress has been made they will allow the pups to grow to adulthood and transition from "silly" scenerios to more serious and deadly ones.

Ryder and the other CIA "children" operatives are the only ones who stay on site the entire time as they are actually orphans that the CIA drafted for this project. When the pups are in stasis they generally socialize with each other and do typical day to day stuff as they are off the clock (with the exception of Julius and Justina).

There were actually 8 pups engineered, 2 were prototypes and engineered too intelligent and learned the whole truth and orchestrated an escape, their plans were narrowly foiled and they were terminated and all memories of them were erased from the other 6. Rubble however, can occasionally access a memory fragment of them in his dream state, but his sleeping unconscious mind twists and corrupts the fragment, Apollo was the 7th pup that appeared in one of his dreams, but because of the corruption and twisting it appears to rubble that he was actually a flying superhero that was not part of the paw patrol.

Occasionally unplanned scenarios occur when someone or something breaches the adventure bay perimeter, one such event was when an oil tanker ruptured their cargo bay. This ship was off course and was never planned for, the project team responded immediately by removing the crew and replacing them with CIA operatives and actors prior to deploying the pups.

The CIA project team has already began transitioning Chase to training to be a bonafide operative as seen when he was given his 'spy gear' because he is currently the oldest and most mature pup, however he still does not know this is occuring.

As mentioned before rubble can access memory fragments from past deleted or altered memories when he sleeps, the team has yet to pin point why this is occuring.

Because skye has the ability to fly her equipment has a built-in kill switch to shutdown her equipment to prevent her from going too high or going off course. Zuma also has this boundary limitation as he can travel across water.

Robo-dog is a side-project in AI, little else is known.

Sweetie is the only genetically engineered animal to be fully briefed on the project and participates willingly often being a spy on the other pups when Ryder or another team member is not around. being a 'villain' is only a secondary objective.

This is a top secret CIA project and as such there are still holes and unanswered questions, how long will this project continue? how is this funded (i estimate that just providing their gear, maintenance, and HQ cost billions every year)? its presumed that only those with a direct involvement with the project within the CIA knows about it and beyond the CIA only the joint chief of staff, Department of Defense Secretary and president know.

There is suspicion that this is a joint project with the UK MI6 because of the British voices when aired in the UK but little other evidence of their involvement.

[–] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

I don't know why, this reminds me of that cursed Animal Crossing 'playthru'

https://lparchive.org/Animal-Crossing/Update%201/

[–] ivanovsky@lemm.ee 5 points 16 hours ago

#DefundPawPatrol

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

The truth my friend, people must learn the truth!

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 15 points 23 hours ago

I see someone has been involuntarily forced to watch too much paw patrol

[–] NudeNewt@lemm.ee 9 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

You should start sleeping with your eyes open from here on out.

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 8 points 23 hours ago
[–] pufferfischerpulver@feddit.org 3 points 19 hours ago

💯% agree with this take.

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

If Adventure Bay is a black site, why do they need a cover story?! Checkmate!

Clearly, Rider is actually a Canadian Richie Rich and the region is under the thumb of his family as a de facto company town, and the experiments have to do with whether you can cram 80%-90% of an entire metropolitan area's public services budget into a tiny, easily managed core of genetically engineered puppies managed by a single nepobaby. With economy of scale and the potential for control of information and access, it would be extremely lucrative.

[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 2 points 2 hours ago

I mean, your logic is fine and all, but his was longer, so it must mean he is more right.