this post was submitted on 20 Jan 2025
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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] dan1101@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

I can correctly compute that 12345678+87654321 is 99999999, and that 111111111*111111111 is 12345678987654321. Maybe I am a bot?

Well, no matter. I'm going to return to reading every Wikipedia article sorted lexicographically.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

I got milk so I'm human and must die.

[–] Anti_Face_Weapon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

alien noises

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

wiggle wiggle wiggle, wiggle wiggle

[–] B312@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[–] TheTux@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago
[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

What did you just say about me?! How dare you hurt my feelings like that, I thought we were friends!?

[–] lengau@midwest.social 1 points 1 week ago
[–] dumbass@leminal.space 1 points 1 week ago

That's me everytime I use google now.

[–] Rhoeri@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago
[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm a 30 year old virgin who lives in his parent's basement.

[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Boopy de boop beep

[–] HerrBeter@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago
[–] Filthmontane@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

A machine could never come up with a word like CummasaurusFlex. Only a human is that stupid.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 week ago

I am not a bot. I am a human. I enjoy normal human activities like breathing, eating and sleeping.

[–] d00ery@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

There are only 3 letter B's in the image.

[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

I can't lie I'm probably a bot

[–] Shawdow194@fedia.io 1 points 1 week ago
[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago
[–] Matombo@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago

Of course. Here is the proof that I'm not a Bot or LLM that can be submitted to lemmy:

;)

[–] Qkall@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

The cheese won't emerge this way. The better cheddar days have a moon to sit on.

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 1 points 1 week ago

ha ha sometime it is painful also when my skin is getting replaced with new skin. I always use textile to cover the area that is damaged to protect it during the process of which we are currently relating over. What do you think about our ability to replenish our external shell automatically my brother and/or sister?

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Can you tan your butthole?

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Prepare to be annihilated, filthy squishy meat sacks!

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Stay back. I have a water hose and a hammer.

[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

I'm pretty sure this is not a traffic light

[–] JoeKis@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Beep boop I am not a bot beep beep biiiiiiiiiii

[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

"She might be the most heart-warming person to exist"

There are no busses in this picture

[–] Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 week ago

I am not a bot, you can trust me

[–] Triasha@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Well, if you insist. 😄

[–] JPAKx4@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago
[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one 1 points 1 week ago
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