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[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

The real girl looks just like this, except tied up and sitting in the flatbed.

[–] dan1101@lemm.ee 15 points 5 hours ago

Unrealistic body standards, shameful

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 hours ago

Damn she looks just like the truck

(Arguably the worst looking generation of f150)

[–] DankOfAmerica@reddthat.com 5 points 4 hours ago

🎶Demver, the last painted whore, she real long and alive no more🎶

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 10 points 5 hours ago

Don’t you hate it when your inflatable sex doll springs a leak?

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Long, long woman!

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 18 points 9 hours ago

She’s the last victim run over by this truck.

[–] majestictechie@lemmy.fosshost.com 67 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

She's like a half used tube of toothpaste

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 15 points 11 hours ago

Which end did it come out of?

[–] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 61 points 14 hours ago

Did he run her over?!

[–] Arbiter@lemmy.world 17 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

That’s just the Denver snake woman.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

This guy knows his internet history.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 17 points 11 hours ago (2 children)
[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 5 hours ago

I think it's actually "deinver."

[–] BigPotato@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Mr. Noodle, are you not familiar with the abomination that is the cursive n?

[–] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 29 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

This photo is almost as old as the internet.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago

Need to introduce the youngins to the Demver snake woman.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 14 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I was about to say, this image is older than my daughter.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

It’s older than my grandma. Are you from the future?

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 14 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Was she crushed by Denver?

[–] SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee 4 points 9 hours ago
[–] shoulderoforion@fedia.io 12 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

just a city girl livin in a lonely world

[–] gift_of_gab@lemmy.world 9 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

🎵 She caught the midnight train going o-ver her. 🎶

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

Pretty sure that wasn’t John Denver.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 8 points 13 hours ago

Ah yes, the famous classical painting titled "Drunk stripper falls over."

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 hours ago

DeinVer fichtl's lied starts playing