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[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 55 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Any explanation why the elk did that? (Other than "because he can", of course)

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 93 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Bull elk, you see, like to douse themselves in urine to attract the females. The urine soaks into their hair and gives them a distinct smell which attracts cows

Source

[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 61 points 3 weeks ago

Furiously scribbles notes

[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 35 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't judge those who can't afford Axe Body Spray

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Unfair comparison, this one actually attracts lady elk.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

I've been using axe body spray as a lady repellent for years, as well as a man repellent,
it repels most things actuallily if you just aim it at their eyes

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My first thought was the rinse his eyes of an irritant. Scent makes more sense. No pun intended.

[–] elvith@feddit.org 7 points 3 weeks ago

It makes scents!

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] MothmanDelorian@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Yeah, maybe adopt a calf with a nice cow someday.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 weeks ago

Elementary school me partially discovering I'm a lesbian during "the talk":

"Five minutes ago I didn't even know I had a Third Hole™ and now you're telling me I'm supposed to put the thing that boys PEE OUT OF, INTO IT!?"

[She then grew up to very much enjoy putting the thing that girls pee out of into her mouth.]

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 6 points 3 weeks ago

Ah yes, I should've figured.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 15 points 3 weeks ago

The lady elk love it

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

Regular white tail routinely pee on their back legs so they can scent mark. This is just the alpha/Chad whatever the kids are calling it nowadays move.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 44 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The dude is just aplying an extra layer of musk. The ladies are going to go wild on him.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Joking aside, that actually is why he's doing it.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I know. But conveying information doesn't need to be done in a boring way.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 6 points 3 weeks ago

Wasn't sure if it was just a joke. It was not!

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Anyone wanna watch me try? Please?

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 3 weeks ago

There are communities for that, I'm sure, but this one is for shitposting

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 3 weeks ago

Shower of Power.

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 21 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Is this possible? Wait a moment....

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago

Anything is possible if you really believe in yourself!

[–] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Do you need a video tutorial?

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago

No, it's a perfect perpetomobile.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

I've done it by accident more than once so it must be possible.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It's right there in the image... Did you somehow not comprehend the photo? How could you ask if something is possible when you've literally just seen it.

Anyway, here's the video of that very event:

https://youtu.be/eONF4dd6pWw

[–] Metostopholes@midwest.social 14 points 3 weeks ago

My spirit animal.

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 8 points 3 weeks ago

Everyone likes their own brand

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 7 points 3 weeks ago

I read an article recently about how Yellowstone rangers are pretty good at dealing with traffic jams like this, because they happen so often in areas where there are bears

[–] M137@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago