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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 104 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Not violent just hungry

What a fine young cannibal

[–] zaphodb2002@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 week ago

She drives me crazy.

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago

I'm in an ethical pickle.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

While this is there reference you're making, this song is outstanding: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnIvZ_RwXK0

[–] aphlamingphoenix@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm so glad you linked the Wolf Parade song and not She Drives Me Crazy.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 week ago

Hey, I'm a man of culture

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You know what. Fuck it. Let's make the world more interesting. Let's legalize consensual cannibalism! We'll regulate it like assisted suicide, so there are safeguards in place to prevent exploitation and such. And you won't be able to pay someone (or their loved ones) in order to let you cannibalize them. But if everyone involved is of sound mind, if there's plenty of time to change your mind, and no one is getting paid or coerced? Have at it! I believe in freedom so much, that if you want to willingly let a cannibal kill and eat you, by God, that should be your right! Let us legalize consensual cannibalism!

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] cornshark@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 points 1 week ago

Kinda want to try that now...

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He's one of those German cannibals!

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Of course he worked in IT.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Haha agreed.

Although do you mean because he was parodied in the IT crowd, or that IT drives people to cannibalism. I guess the third secret option is that cannibals tend to gravitate towards IT positions?

[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

As an IT person, IT people are weird. Generally good weird, but sometimes cannibals.

Also, he was featured in other pop culture as well.

DA DAS IST MEIN TEIIIIL!

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Yeah, I guess there's a whole section on other media he was featured in haha.

I'm not IT, but friends with a bunch. None are cannibals (that I know of), but good weird.

Rammstein lyrics I take it? I haven't heard that song in years.

[–] LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What is this device? Oversized pager?

[–] thurstylark@lemm.ee 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Pagers operate at a different frequency than phones which has an easier time penetrating thick walls and old buildings.

[–] thurstylark@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yup, but there's only so much bandwidth you can push at that frequency, so simple text messages are fine, but get any more complicated, and you'll need more bandwidth.

Also it's not encrypted in the slightest bit. Nor is it unknown. Nor is it difficult to detect and decode it with widely-available equipment. I could listen to my local hospital's pager tower with a $35 dongle from several miles away.

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

SDR is fun!

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 points 1 week ago

I don't have much trouble penetrating old---oh, sorry. I misread...

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Public safety mdc, likely paramedic given the lack of input ability and heads up positioning.

[–] Toes@ani.social 18 points 1 week ago

The negotiable zombie

[–] CTDummy@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago

“QPS with PT” 8pm

Assuming that means what I think it means I’m going to have to remember to refrain from asking my paramedic mates how work is going. One of them told me her tales about some music festival she worked at. We’re lucky to have such patient professionals that’s for sure.

[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Just a little peckish.

[–] Bigfish@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 week ago

My kids chose both when they're hungry.