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[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

What if I do want to learn to play the banjo?

[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

But I wanna start an alternative folk rock band.

[–] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 10 points 3 weeks ago
[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The banjo is what will win them over?

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

It's a Steve Martin joke

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can you already play the guitar?

If yes, then congratulations, you can also play the Banjo.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Sadly I cannot. I'd like to.

[–] sanpedropeddler@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Banjo slander should not be tolerated

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago

I haven't heard that one. Hum a few bars?

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

Bander?

Slanjo?

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Wait.....what happens if I don't take one

[–] hanke@feddit.nu 11 points 3 weeks ago
[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

Learning is opt-out. It may take 7-10 days for our system to fully remove you from the list

[–] Glifted@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

For years I made fun of the banjo and bought every string instrument I could get my hands on besides it. Then I randomly decided to get one in 2023 and boy do I feel silly. It quickly became one of my favorite instruments and now I wish I would have gotten one years ago.

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] victorz@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago
[–] lime@feddit.nu 2 points 3 weeks ago

ah so this is where you get the extra pixels from

[–] maxalmonte14@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Can I learn to play the Kazooie?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I randomly found a cover of Pink Floyd's Time by a bluegrass band and it slaps even harder than the original song because of the banjo solos.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Ever hear the Charles River Valley Boys? They did an album of Beatles bluegrass covers while the Beatles were still together!

I really enjoy it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nr29qJPSWYQ&list=PLuKtiSQd7dEruUYfb9yzpeD6gu1XWxVpS

[–] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago

This means 7 999 999 997 people want to learn how to play the banjo!

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Not if you're in a folk-punk band. Get all that claw hammer banjo over here.

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Wait until Steve Martin comes by.

[–] AEGIS2317@feddit.org 3 points 3 weeks ago

"so.. not a banjo moment?" - Bob Belcher

[–] bruhbeans@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 weeks ago

Read it to the tune of "do you want to build a snowman"

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Disagree. I would love to learn to play Foggy Mountain Breakdown.

After all, far cooler people than me have learned.

(Imagine being Steve Martin and not being the most talented person on stage.)

[–] Chessmasterrex@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I'm more of an accordion person anyhow...

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago

I'd just rip off the "thanks" part and wait...