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this post was submitted on 02 Dec 2024
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This is what happens when you don't put your tp in a container at the cottage.
Why are there flower prints on the side as well?
3D prints
Its either shopped or real spiders, because the spiders extend over the edge of the roll everywhere
Bait and switch. The flowers are only printed on the outside to save money.
My mom used to always buy budget TP from outlet and dollar stores, this would be on that list. It'll also feel like sandpaper and tear the moment it touches your ass, the spiders might be the least of your problems.
I assure you the spiders would still be the most of my problems.
Are you threatening me? I need TP for my bunghole.
Cornholio!
Poop with friends!
Yeah butt then you have to squish them to wipe. That's shitty
Just imagine if someone wipes their ass with it, the next day they'll see some flowers growing up from their ass as well.
Nah I'm just gonna drip dry
I have a bidet… those friends can stay there, I’ll use my hand as a squeegee.
Australian toilet paper
So you have any idea how much this image scared me? My brain needed to render it to its fullest.
TIHI
Thx gonna have nightmares