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[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[–] WaterSword@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You’re telling me steve madden wore those?

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

Gotta look good lining up in an I formation

[–] Johanno@feddit.org 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

For anyone that is to short, ducks have a corkscrew-shaped penis.

https://www.sciencefocus.com/nature/duck-penis-corkscrew

1000015660

[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I want to see someone dress like that. New life goal appeared.

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Buy me those items and I’ll dress like that. Send the receipts too please.

[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 weeks ago

New life goal... denied.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I lowkey wanna try it out. If I do, I will send pics. (It will be off brand.)

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Identify theft is murder.
You wouldn't download a car.

[–] pinkystew@reddthat.com 2 points 1 week ago

Us ducks can't download anything silly we don't know how to use the Internet

[–] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

I got Steve Madden confused with John Madden and wondered where the turducken would come into play.

[–] fl42v@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago

It never ceases to amaze me how ppl go spend a shit ton of money on clothes that aren't even more durable than their cheaper counterparts. I mean, they do they, if it brings 'em joy, yet weird nonetheless.