youCanCallMeDragon

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[–] youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago

Yeah I feel like step mom just likes Schitt’s Creek

[–] youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

And that we shouldn’t make the comparison because of that. Maybe you should read my comment again.

[–] youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago (3 children)

People should freak out. If Israel succeeds in eradicating Palestine that will by definition be a holocaust. When you do the exact same things, you get compared.

[–] youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago

You are assuming they knew this would happen.

[–] youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Comments acting like they would jump across the room like Spiderman. Some people are only happy when they’re angry.

[–] youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

I hope they get you next time, dingus.

 

I board as per usual without a hiccup on my flight from Denver to LA and I sit in my usual aisle seat. Waves of people walk past me for several minutes until the line trickles out and I realize that the doors are closed and I HAVE THE WHOLE ROW TO MYSELF!!

I am absolutely hyped this has never happened to me. I can fucking lay down in economy! Then I look across the aisle and my aisle buddy has a full row too! We high five everything is fucking fantastic.

Then the rub, I hear a guy two rows back ask for a new seat… I very literally prayed to a god I don’t believe in to spare me this night, and let me tell you god is real. I feel so bad for my aisle buddy though because the Kevin ended up sitting with him.

Let me tell you, reader, that is not all.

I set up my backpack as a pillow and chilled for a while before the drink cart came down. I figure I’m celebrating a big win so I decide to ask for a jack and coke for the first time on a flight. My flight attendant, this sweet sweet man, hands me TWO MINI JACK DANIELS AND A WHOLE CAN OF COKE FOR FREE!!! Do you hear what I am telling you??

I am fucking FLYING tonight bois. Not only do I get a whole row to my self despite all the odds, I also get two free drinks, AND IM CUTE!!! Fuck I feel good.

[–] youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Need the Orville in this

[–] youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They’re tankies in the original sense. The word came from an incident where there was an actual honest to god socialist movement when workers were seizing the means of production, and “communist” Russia sent literal tanks to shut it down. A reporter happened to observe the whole thing in person and tried to write up the story, but his editors would only print the official U.N. statement that the tanks were stopping a fascist movement.

[–] youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (11 children)

Removing ads doesn’t stop data sharing

[–] youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

CEO at Goldman Sacs lol

 
 
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