EyIchFragDochNur

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Discussion of whether baguettes belong at a picnic in c/bestoflemmy@lemmy.world
[–] EyIchFragDochNur@feddit.de 4 points 6 months ago

Nun als ich heute Nacht besoffen war dachte ich irgendwie mein Kommentar wäre gefickt eingeschädelt

Discussion of whether baguettes belong at a picnic in c/bestoflemmy@lemmy.world
[–] EyIchFragDochNur@feddit.de 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Oh mondieur. It was no other but Carl Rânsairè, the probably most unsuccessful chef of all time, who invented le pique-n'i-que. Work- and shelterless he put old shoe soles that he found on dry baguettes that he stole from the duck feeding seniors in the park, trying to sell them there. He died after he ate one of his creations. But his legacy remains

Yay! More piracy! in c/piracy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] EyIchFragDochNur@feddit.de 0 points 10 months ago

Yeah I can count the pixels on one hand too

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The Impossible Fact (feddit.de)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by EyIchFragDochNur@feddit.de to c/fuckcars@lemmy.world
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The Impossible Fact:

Palmstroem, old, an aimless rover,

walking in the wrong direction

at a busy intersection

is run over.

_

"How," he says, his life restoring

and with pluck his death ignoring,

"can an accident like this

ever happen? What's amiss?

_

"Did the state administration

fail in motor transportation?

Did police ignore the need

for reducing driving speed?

_

"Isn't there a prohibition,

barring motorized transmission

of the living to the dead?

Was the driver right who sped . . . ?"

_

Tightly swathed in dampened tissues

he explores the legal issues,

and it soon is clear as air:

Cars were not permitted there!

_

And he comes to the conclusion:

His mishap was an illusion,

for, he reasons pointedly,

that which must not, can not be.

_

[Poem "Die unmögliche Tatsache" (1909) by Christian Morgenstern, English translation by Max Knight]

What tv show had a big impact on you? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] EyIchFragDochNur@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

Thank you, because I was only joking with that last one

What tv show had a big impact on you? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] EyIchFragDochNur@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Hm i wasn't expecting that. Is it really because of BBT or maybe just me joking about my intelligence? I mean i could understand that

What tv show had a big impact on you? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] EyIchFragDochNur@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago (9 children)

Big bang theory. Sheldon made me realise that I am often selfish, compulsive neurotic, socially inept, an asshole without realising/ wanting it and super intelligent.

For you, does "pretty good" mean something is better or worse than just "good"? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] EyIchFragDochNur@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

"Hey that was actually a pretty good performance for a beginner!" vs. "Well that was also pretty good..."