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What are the worst names you could give a baby boy? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 1 year ago by FlyForABeeGuy@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Hello you awesome people,

Friends are having a boy and everyone they know wants to push a name on the child. So I decided to be the best friend they could have and to offer only bad, ugly or horrendous names to the lucky parents so they could have a laugh. I already send them some names and dictators, Smeagol, Steve and Juan-Esteban.

So please, people or Lemmy, give me the worst names you could give a child, so that I can help them as a good friend!

Ps: don't worry, I've already planned some meals to drop off when the gremlin will be there to feed the parents. And some take-out vouchers so they won't get food poisoning

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 15 points 1 year ago

Any very foreign sounding name is a great contender: Ashurbanipal, Nebuchadnezzar, Nabopolassar.

Judas is a good option, too. I think it's even illegal to name your child Judas in Germany.

Any DBZ character works. Trunks in an english speaking country would be spot on.

For a tropical real life villain, Jair Bolsonaro.

[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Chodebert

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[–] TheGalacticVoid@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago

Rizz

Slaydolf

[–] Goldenboy@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Kevin

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[–] MIDItheKID@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Just take any normal name and putt a z at the end to spice it up.

Kevinz Frankz Markz

[–] rustydomino@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Severus.

[–] FlyForABeeGuy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 year ago

The name of a guy that couldn't let go of one girl and was a dick to her innocent kid. Wicked!

[–] Glytch@ttrpg.network 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Joey Jojo Junior Shabadoo

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[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tikki Tikki Tembo-no Sa Rembo-chari Bari Ruchi-pip Peri Pembo

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[–] bermuda@beehaw.org 12 points 1 year ago

Pubert

[–] rbesfe@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Philbert

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[–] robotElder2@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Breighdyn

Pronounced bray-den

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[–] punkwalrus@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Still gotta go with Streetlamp LaMoose.

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[–] FullOfBallooons@leminal.space 10 points 1 year ago

💩. Gotta make sure the middle name is an emoji too, none of this "he can go by his middle name if he doesn't like his first name" nonsense.

[–] zartcosgrove@beehaw.org 10 points 1 year ago

Sh'artgnan

[–] nfsu2@feddit.cl 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Mike Cox

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[–] jmes@beehaw.org 9 points 1 year ago

Lemmy

[–] abclop99@beehaw.org 9 points 1 year ago

Preserved Fish

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Anything that ends up with the initials "BJ".

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[–] magnor@lemmy.magnor.ovh 9 points 1 year ago

Well, Adolf has to be up there.

[–] pugsnroses77@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Richard Dickson

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[–] nfsu2@feddit.cl 8 points 1 year ago

Adolf Hitler

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo

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[–] Fraylor@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

According to Mr. Cash, Sue.

[–] FriendBesto@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

Great for a meme but not so great for in real life: Cthulhu All-Spark

https://www.businessinsider.com/internet-names-couples-baby-cthulhu-all-spark-2014-4?IR=T

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Something with emojis is sure to never go out of style:

B😉bby

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[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

William Joseph James Robert.

It sounds distinguished until you realize the diminutive is Billy Joe Jim Bob. Which incidentally is really fun to say fast.

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[–] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 7 points 1 year ago

Batman bin Suparman

[–] KISSmyOS@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Baby Boy"

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[–] TheBananaKing@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Raye Pember.

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