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What are the worst names you could give a baby boy? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 1 year ago by FlyForABeeGuy@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Hello you awesome people,

Friends are having a boy and everyone they know wants to push a name on the child. So I decided to be the best friend they could have and to offer only bad, ugly or horrendous names to the lucky parents so they could have a laugh. I already send them some names and dictators, Smeagol, Steve and Juan-Esteban.

So please, people or Lemmy, give me the worst names you could give a child, so that I can help them as a good friend!

Ps: don't worry, I've already planned some meals to drop off when the gremlin will be there to feed the parents. And some take-out vouchers so they won't get food poisoning

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[–] pugsnroses77@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Richard Dickson

[–] rosymind@leminal.space 3 points 1 year ago

His knickname: Lil' Dick

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 year ago

Jr.

They just call him Little Richard

[–] root_beer@midwest.social 1 points 1 year ago

When I was working at a car dealership twenty years ago, I knew a salesman with that name. Before he sold cars, he was a relatively wealthy lawyer who got busted and disbarred for embezzlement or something to that effect, I never knew or cared enough about the details.

Not as bad, but still not great, my graduate advisor’s name was John Johnson. It still is but I’ve been done with all that for eight years.

[–] waz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I would call him Ricky Dicky.