ouRKaoS

joined 11 months ago
[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 5 points 10 hours ago

Trump's base in a few days: Melania? Isn't she an immigrant? She only married Trump to get citizenship! Deport her!

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

What if it was an angry blowjob to sweeten the deal?

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I deal with it through a lifetime of developing thick skin, education, and comedy.

The occasional threat of handing out 3/5's of an ass whooping helps as well.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 17 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I'm black. Been judged and profiled my whole life.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 6 points 4 days ago

Got it. Canada needs a feral water buffalo population.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I would say this is great news all around. With SteamOS pushing the Linux market share higher than it's ever been, and a partnership with Arch to boost direct development, this could mean other companies taking a hard look at Linux and either developing native software or ensuring proton compatibility out of the gate.

I'm imagining "Runs on Arch" markers on software like the old "Works on Windows '95" stickers I used to see everywhere.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 points 5 days ago

Eminem - Fuel

Had to go back and listen to the wordplay because I didn't think I heard it right, then the next line was him explaining that yes, I heard it right, then playing off the explanation.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 17 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I just use the last 12 digits of pi for all my passwords. So easy to remember!

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 6 days ago

How do I volunteer as tribute?

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 26 points 1 week ago

Bulk ordered from Ali Express

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago
  1. Sell watches for 100K while your wife says everyone is poor
[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago

It's all in the emails Hillary sent from Hunter Biden's laptop!

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