you wouldn't download a boat
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The hell I wouldn't, I can't even tell you how many benchies I've downloaded and printed!
But you might load it down with treasure
It cost him an arrrm and a leg
Oh that's why it's wood
No no, thankfully he's still got that.
Is it also a hook?
Not always, but most mornings.
He was hooked on second hand ships
What did the pirate say to the sick Great Dane?
A vast ye scurvy dog!
What's the pirate equivalent of a 5 finger discount?
He's a pirate, why would he pay for a ship?
This joke makes absolutely no sense.
Maybe he's not a very good pirate.
Possible, I'll admit that.
Gotta spend money to make money
What's a Pirates favourite letter of the alphabet?
You may think it was R, but his first love is the C
It's a trick question. There's two. I and R.
It's a trick question, pirates can't read
Marque.
He didn't think he'd get a good deal, but he was blown away!