Dad Jokes

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submitted 1 year ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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It was on sail....☠️

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[–] DasRubberDuck@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

He's a pirate, why would he pay for a ship?

This joke makes absolutely no sense.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe he's not a very good pirate.

[–] DasRubberDuck@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

Possible, I'll admit that.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Gotta spend money to make money