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Whoops, now worth $50k.

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[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

That means each egg is worth 40 cents. A dozen being 2.40$. I thought you guys were paying 6+$ for a dozen? Or is the 40k number before the stores profit margin.

[–] Fermion@feddit.nl 0 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

12x $0.40= $4.80 That matches/slightly exceeds prices I've been seeing.

Your arithmetic is off by a factor of 2.

lol wtf, i guess my brain froze while i was typing this. I was thinking of a standard 6x package of eggs like i have it in my shelf but typed dozen...

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 0 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 0 points 6 hours ago

Why so many zeros after the decimal point? Do you deal in 1/10 cents much?

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 0 points 12 hours ago

"What's that got to do with the price of eggs?"

[–] paraphrand@lemmy.world 0 points 13 hours ago

To the moon

[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 0 points 13 hours ago

This is their leader.

[–] Podunk@lemmy.world 0 points 14 hours ago

I was always told not to count your eggs before they hatch...

[–] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 0 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

How do you fence 100k eggs??!!

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 0 points 13 hours ago

With the current rising cost? (Thanks Obama)
On the black market of course.

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 0 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Thieves poached about 100,000 eggs...

that's a lot of eggs benedict.

[–] qupada@fedia.io 0 points 14 hours ago

More importantly, how much butter are we going to have to steal to make enough hollandaise sauce?

[–] drzoidberg@lemmy.world 0 points 14 hours ago

I'd risk the blockage, and subsequent rectally destroying diarrhea, trying to eat that much eggs Benedict.