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[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 0 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Thieves poached about 100,000 eggs...

that's a lot of eggs benedict.

[–] qupada@fedia.io 0 points 17 hours ago

More importantly, how much butter are we going to have to steal to make enough hollandaise sauce?

[–] drzoidberg@lemmy.world 0 points 18 hours ago

I'd risk the blockage, and subsequent rectally destroying diarrhea, trying to eat that much eggs Benedict.