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[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

That's why I spent my 20s doing drugs and banging everything that glanced in my general direction.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 14 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

There was hope then at least - eating ramen and working three jobs because the degree and the work was supposed to make things better. But then hitting your thirties and realizing that the mistake you made wasn’t being born wealthy.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 3 points 4 hours ago

It gets worse when you get a kid, cant sleep at night, and a house mortgage for life. Just figured I would cheer you up. :p

[–] quoll@lemmy.sdf.org 49 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] slampisko@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Hold up, am I crazy or is this showing that the temperature at the North pole was 15 °C in January? What's the source of the picture? What were usual readings in previous years?

[–] arudesalad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 hours ago

I think it means 15C warmer than before the industrial revolution

[–] Bumblefumble@lemm.ee 2 points 3 hours ago

I think it's showing it's 15 degrees warmer than normal, if I read it right.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 32 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I have terrible news about your 30s...

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

I just hope my 40s suck less. I’m almost stable and my country is probably going to collapse. And then the ecosystem around us will follow suit, yaaaay…

I have some people to jointly buy land with, and a zero waste, zero emission farm plan in place to weather the storm. Maybe. If we can all get our shit together super soon.. it won’t be much but it’ll be ours and we’ll defend it fiercely. It’s the American way.

We’ll definitely be a local stop on the railroad, though, and I already know others who will do the same.

[–] 211@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 hours ago

In your 40s your body begins to break down. Often your mind slows down too. And you'll have people relying on you, whether at work as a senior colleague, your children, your aging parents/other relatives, your friends whose bodies have begun to break down, or whatever responsibilities/opportunities you've taken in your various communities.

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 36 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

They're gonna be wishing ramen was as cheap as it was when they were young.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 12 points 7 hours ago (3 children)
[–] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 hours ago

This is why you can't afford a house

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 12 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SeekPie@lemm.ee 1 points 2 hours ago

Put avovado toast into ramen with eggs, now say goodbye to ever owning your home.

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

#putaneggonit

[–] frickineh@lemmy.world 10 points 7 hours ago

It's chill, we're all gonna die of cancer from all the microplastics in our brains anyway. Or in Civil War II or something. Whatever.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 18 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Shitty? Those were the best times, it's all downhill from there.

[–] SolidShake@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago

This is so true for real. When I was in my 20s it's true, I had ramen almost every day, but I also had a constant friend group I was always around. I never went to college but I was close with highschool friends for years, until mid to late 20s. Then it just... Stopped.

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

All that ramen is probably imported from Asia, so pound for pound quite an environmental travesty.

[–] absentbird@lemm.ee 2 points 4 hours ago

Actually a lot of it is made in the US. Shin Ramen, for example, is from Korea, but all the packages I've seen are made in a factory in California.

[–] theLaLiLuLeLol@kbin.earth 16 points 8 hours ago

What's this "waiting" bullshit?

And more ramen!

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 0 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

The same logistics and industrial development that allows you the luxury of studying to increase the value of your work output, the luxury of ennui that gives you philosophical dread on your idle hours while others would kill to be on your not-working-in-cobalt-mines shoes while being fed and safe enough to sleep, all this while having thrived up to an age that for most of human history has basically senility, is the one that gives you the climate change

You know what you need to do.

[–] 211@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 hour ago

allows you the luxury of studying to increase the value of your work output

I've always wanted more value from my work output! Or contentment and self-actualization, it was one or the other.

luxury of ennui that gives you philosophical dread on your idle hours

I'm assuming you mean that those idle hours are the luxury? Because I'm pretty sure tedium and boredom existed in the fields and cobalt mines long before it got a fancy French name.

others would kill to be on your not-working-in-cobalt-mines shoes while being fed and safe

Relative privation?

Also, is eating ramen being fed? Is it safety if you're one illness and insurance fuckup, or a job loss and six(?) months, away from homelessness?

this while having thrived up to an age that for most of human history has basically senility

Extreme infant and childhood mortality explains most of the short historical lifespans. 30 was never senility.

The same logistics and industrial development... is the one that gives you the climate change.

Every step of towards lessening greenhouse gases brings us closer to the fall of western civilization! Fly more, abolish public transportation, eat only beef, set your AC so low you have to wear a sweater!