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[–] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 29 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I don't think putting something in a freezer would disinfect it. Stop the microbes from breading while it's inside, but they start again quickly as soon as it gets out.

[–] kopasz7@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 hours ago

Ice crystals can and do rupture cells. But it's not a good method to disinfect as a lot depends on the freezing rate resulting in different crystal sizes.

[–] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 5 hours ago

True or not this shit killed me

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 115 points 8 hours ago (5 children)

None of this is true. It's a piece of ham that looks mildly like a vagina, and someone came up with a funny story.

[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Hey, what are the chances that's some actual Pig crotch? Isn't ham made from cured or dried pork?

[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 6 points 3 hours ago

Ham is made from the thighs of the pig

[–] FreeAZ@sopuli.xyz 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

How can it be fake if it's not gay? Dude just ate pussy, that's as straight as it gets.

[–] CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

Fake: no silicone would deform like that at conventional cooking temperatures.

Gay: user's name is Callum.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 35 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

Do you think someone would do that? Just go on the Internet and lie?

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 3 points 4 hours ago

On the internet, no one knows you're a dog.

[–] Denjin@lemmings.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Hey! This guys a phony!

[–] NeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.world 10 points 7 hours ago

The audacity!

[–] CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world 16 points 7 hours ago

I gotta say, I did laugh though.

[–] Tyfud@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

If it actually was attempted to be cooked in a skillet, a very, very different outcome and text message would have been shared.

[–] el_twitto@lemmy.world 30 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

How does one expect freezing to disinfect?

[–] PineRune@lemmy.world 13 points 6 hours ago

Freezing can kill bacteria, but only at temperatures far below what the standard freezer can reach. They do this for many seafood products sold commercially.

[–] scytale@lemm.ee 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

How does one mistake a fleshlight for edible meat?

[–] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 18 points 7 hours ago

They don't because this is fake.