this post was submitted on 03 Feb 2025
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[–] Denjin@lemmings.world 56 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm glad you beat me to it. Outstanding bit.

y'all forgot

can't forget it. i like the sound of it.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Just aim it in the general direction of your target and if you don't hit them at least you'll permanently damage their hearing

[–] tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 2 days ago
[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 days ago

Actually, something that focused the report forward in a narrow wave would be super useful.

[–] pero@lemm.ee 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

This is how you kill multiple people with a single pistol shot: you put the loudencer and shoot the guy you shooting, but you also kill two guys around him from the sheer shock

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago
[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

The keeptherentlowificator

[–] Flamekebab@piefed.social 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Got the attachment for shooting down police helicopters?

[–] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Everybody printing guns, so yawn Wake me up when they printing anti air missiles

"Anti air missile! anti air missile! Well Lah di dah Mr French man"

"well what do you call it"

"a sky hole"

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

As opposed to the horse mounted blunderbuss?

[–] don@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago

(Suppressed shotgun joins the chat)

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 1 points 2 days ago

But I'm angry now