this post was submitted on 02 Feb 2025
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[–] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 56 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ain't no way that isn't supposed to look like meat

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 29 points 3 days ago (2 children)

It smells like meat...

It's cold to the touch...

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 8 points 2 days ago

Okay, I'm convinced. You've been meating your hands...

[–] ProstheticBrain@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 days ago

You're cold to the touch.

Eat it, see what happens.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 47 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Swap it out with real meat and see if they notice.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

tbf real meat would be soft and floppy, while the soap would be hard

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Maybe YOUR meat is soft and floppy. Unlike mine

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago

i was waiting for this reply thank you

[–] db2@lemmy.world 39 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 25 points 3 days ago

Featured in the.. super amazing movie Waterworld (1995)

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ah... so if it's traditional, natural soap then it's made from tallow which is rendered animal fat.

Tallow is used mainly in producing soap and animal feed.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

Love eating some tallow

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 2 days ago

That's a Noap from me.

[–] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

holyshit, 🤤🤤🤤 i need a keyboard with emoji key

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 0 points 2 days ago

Meta + . = Pulls up emoji selector

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

what's next? op isn't a banana?

No such claim has ever been made. OP is a Foreign Delivery Man of God.