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[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Your either a doctor or work in IT

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Retail or restaurant works too.

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

literally any job dealing with the general public is soul-destroying

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 5 points 1 week ago

I don't entirely agree, but it's an OK general rule.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 week ago

Everything after the first word is unnecessary.

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 4 points 1 week ago

Yeah first impression was c/sysadmin

Also anyone who works with sales in production planning where sales get bonuses according to completed deals.

[–] callmepk@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Me, watching Business Team, Design Team and Research Teams fighting each other causing three of my project to a pause so I am basically configuring my neovim everyday: Yes

[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 week ago

WFH is great because you can at least do something worthwhile while they fight it out.

You were already there when the will of men failed but now you want them exterminated

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Working in service is the equivalent of taking the red pill.

There is no more true impression of a person than the way they choose to behave when under the entitled impression they are always right.

On a more positive note, it really makes pleasant people stand out. Be kind to your workers. Please and thank you.

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'll have customers on the phone ask me a question. The definite answer is "No, we can't do that" Yet they will go onto to ask the same question over and over again expecting a different answer. I would never do it, but always want to say, "So how many times do you intend to ask me the same fucking question before you understand No."

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Depending on your line of work and the customer, you could try a trick I started using. I call it the broken record.

"I'm sorry ma'am/sir but due to [issue/policy] I am unable to comply with your request." Just let them rant away and ask for it however they want then repeat, using the exact same words. They will usually quit after the second or third application of broken record*.

*Broken record may result in you getting cussed out and hung up on, sometimes threatened. I enjoyed these moments though because you got to hear some entitled piece of shit absolutely melt down.

[–] 5in1k@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

I’m never pic 1 and I’m pic two just driving to work. I often yell “ too many people “ as I go.