this post was submitted on 12 Jan 2025
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[–] CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 95 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Rock, paper? ...ohhhhhhhhhh.

[–] Deadeyegai@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago
[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 6 days ago

Me: "oh, one of them works for Rock, Paper, Shotgun! nice! But why post this? I don't get it."

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Please explain. Is it because one is hugging the other (the way paper covers rock)?

[–] pointnull@lemmy.world 52 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Rock, paper...... Scissors. The joke is lesbian sex.

[–] introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Sesbian lex? As in Lebanese?

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Is Lebanaise an instrument?

[–] serpineslair@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Is lebanaise a sauce? Like mayonaise?

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Nah I just kinda mixed Lebanese and mayonnaise

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Tahini? Or garlic Sauce maybe?

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Oh maybe garlic sauce!

But the decent garlic sauce that gets put on shawarma, not the stuff that's mostly mayonnaise

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Welp, I wasn't expecting a sex joke.

[–] jeffw@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago

Go to a porn site and type “scissor” in the search bar

[–] occultist8128@infosec.pub 9 points 6 days ago

scissor-ing

Honestly that's adorable

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 45 points 6 days ago

Sounds like a keeper.

[–] credo@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That first one kinda sounds rude.

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)
[–] dh3lix@lemmy.world 25 points 6 days ago

Disgusting...... ... where more?

[–] xavier666@lemm.ee 8 points 6 days ago

Took some time but got it.