You should tell your sister that under the mattress is not proper storage for flashlights and mushrooms
this post was submitted on 11 Jan 2025
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Looks like... a carrot. A mushroom. And a toothbrush.
Eh, could be worse.
Looks like a collection of dildoes and vibrators. But my perception is jaded by a filthy mind
Woooosh?
That bed has memories...
It's like reading ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics
Memory foam remembers everything. EVERY THING.
More like trauma foam
The thing on the right could be the neck of a cheap propane torch. So I also suspect her of arson.
Fun and relaxation aids.
And that is a good thing to know. No ideas for birthday or Christmas? Now you know.
couple of dildos by the looks of it
Dildo, wand, vibrator. Possibly two clamps or nipple suckers beside the dildo.
Might be a rabbit styled one
Batteries maybe?
Three, quite possibly.
I came here thinking that it was going to be some sort of code to do with -/- but am very disappointed…
i need banana for scale, for science reasons...