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[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Shiloh looks like she'd be the most fun to hang with.

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Kinda wanna have Susan in your corner, tbf.

[–] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

what's wrong with microwaving tuna?

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[–] Trilobite@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Lewis for sure we can have competitions

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[–] Alph4d0g@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 week ago

Ah the scenarios we are forced to imagine with back to office mandates. I'll go with Dayzie because we have similar ideologies about deodorant and I can't wait for someone to complain to Susan so I can be oppositionally defiant.

Dayzie obviously

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

I eat an insanely high protein diet and I crossfit regularly... "I'm not locked in here with you, You're locked in here with me!"

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Caleb, easy choice. Like do you know how great CrossFit is for you? Dude you don't even need equipment! Just start...

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[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Dayzie or Wallace. They both seem pretty easy.

[–] LandedGentry@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Wallace is my boy! We ride or die together!

I can't fucking stand the zeal today's youth has for life.

[–] MonkRome@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I'm not sure id have a problem with any of these honestly.

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[–] Skyline969@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago

I’d share an office with Brice only so I could steal his lunch every day, open it, and dump it into a sealed trash can.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Uno reverse challenge: It's your job to allocate two of these people to the same office, and if one of them quits, gets fired, or dies you get that office to yourself. Which two do you pair up for the fastest vacancy and why?

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Tough crowd. I would go with the farter. Everyone farts.

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[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I would get Shiloh but I bet he talks in math and buzzes like a fridge

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Definitely Wallace

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

When Wallace croaks ya got your own office

Hannah’s happiness and optimism would probably be good for me but could also backfire hard

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[–] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Jacksepticeye

Lewis or Wallace. or both, so I can have fun hearing them fight

[–] 4oreman@lemy.lol 6 points 1 week ago

definitely not susan

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

You shouldn't steal memes from the meme museum

[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Can I work from home instead?

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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

I'll take Hannah, Shiloh, Caleb or Wallace, and some noise canceling headphones.

[–] tino@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I wear all-natural deodorant too. It's microwaved-tuna flavoured.

[–] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 5 points 1 week ago

How does no one want to work with Brice? That seems manageable

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