Hang the fuck on - there he is! 
this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2024
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Is this a bin laden joke?
saddam hussein
I prefer the Phinneas
Vlad Tepes likes this.
You already have a full-body piercing from your mouth to your butt, you just need to put something in it!
Yeah but your intestine(s) are a giant squiggle in your gut. You need a straight line for the piercing, and to do that with your intestine(s), well, you'd have to lay em out end to end. That's a great way to get pink eye.
Simple.
Just swallow a really long rope, then when it comes out the other end, have some people pull on both ends really hard.
I'm real sorry but if I had to visualize it so did you
That sounds like quitter talk to me
That would be correct if full meant half, good job!
"So I said humans aren't bilaterally symmetrical and some people really took offense to that."
I want mine to come out the back so I can be carried like a handbag.
We're all just donuts. Run the connector mouth to butt with a really long flexible hose.
Human singlepede
It's even better than that. There's a vsauce video that talks about what a hole really is and then abstracts the human body down to its holes. I think there's like 7 iirc. ~~2 nipples~~, ~~2 tear ducts~~ 4 holes in the eye near the tear ducts, 2 nostrils and your mouth
Edit: correct holes lol
What about your anus and your urethra?
Anus is connected to the mouth. Urethra isn't a through hole I don't believe....could be wrong though.
Tear ducts are connected to the nostrils. I really don't get what the criteria for "hole" is, here.
It's the topology of the object. Essentially flatten the object into a 2 dimensional plane. Something like a mug or donut will have a hole in it after flattening, these items have 1 hole. Different objects flatten into a different number of holes. It's really hard for me to parae anything more complicated than 1 hole with my head, but that's essentially the process.
I do not recall the vsauce video explicitly, but this should be the logic they're using. It gets waaay more difficult to parae on something like a human, with a bunch of different tracts and splits and shit.
Put some balls on it so I can rotate it and give myself a niiiiiiice massage ifuknowhatimsayin’
More humane than what the US currently uses for the death penalty.
21st century Vlad Dracula
So he was just practicing for his full-body-piercing masterpiece.
What about the 'Snoke'?
Just impale a steel rod laterally through the pelvis, like a foosball player.
You really only need to drill down until you reach the esophagus
It's a bit extreme, I just need one straight through my temples
Thank goodness not another Saddam meme
Thanks for the idea
Well I'm not gonna waste a gem like that in the comments
(Aka don't call my bluff, that's not very polite! 😛)
Skill issue, search harder (/s btw:-P)
Nah, temple to temple will suffice
Not interested unless it includes 120mm armor piercing tungsten penetrator. Preferably NATO standard
Dark Souls wheel skeletons irl
I feel like the room to innovate in the piercing industry is limited.
I'd prefer one that goes through both shoulders or sideways like this one:
Think on your feet!
There will still be someone out there that will try to one up this piercing.
I can see it now - bone gauges.