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Opening the microwave to retrieve my sandwich: "Ow! This is hot!" (fedia.io)

submitted 4 weeks ago by Nougat@fedia.io to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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If I heated it up any longer, it would be a glasswich.

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[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 27 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

I get what you're doing here and I respect that, but I gotta say:

Why the hell would you microwave a sandwich?

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 27 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Steamed Hams.

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 weeks ago

You call them steamed hams yet they are clearly grilled?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 4 weeks ago

Lazy cubano.

[–] TokenEffort@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

🎶Hooooot pockets🎶

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

That's no sandwich! It's a calzone!

[–] TokenEffort@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 weeks ago

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Grilled cheese, maybe? Meatball sub?

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Grilled cheese

Microwave

Noooo 😭

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago

See what you do is, get some niiiiiiice quality bread from the bakery. Then you spread some butter on it. I like to use peanut butter. Extra crunchy. Then on the other side, I spread some marinara sauce. Extra crunchy. Then in the middle, put 87 slices of kraft singles. Then microwave for 90 minutes, and call the fire department.

And thats how I get to pet a dalmation.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

There's not a goddamned thing wrong with a hot ham and cheese.

[–] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 weeks ago

The temperature isn't the problem. Do you have a toaster oven?