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You're alone in Wal-Mart and you have 5 hours to cause the most destruction ever - What do you do? (kbin.melroy.org)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Soulifix@kbin.melroy.org to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

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This is supposed to be a fun question and so far, several of you have responded with mundane replies, pretending to be sophisticated about the matter. Don't fucking any of you ever just, live life a little?

Since I work at one, I know the first thing I'd do is break all the kerosene canisters in sporting goods, cause a fire and that alone will burn the entire half of the store since Auto with it's oils, Lawn and Garden and Toys will happily fuel that fire too.

Then I'd go to hardware as the fire develops, taking sledgehammer and hatchet that they sell and go to work breaking everything.

Forget looting, I want to destroy capitalism's toys.

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[–] ADKSilence@piefed.social 5 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah... despite the local Wal-Mart having quite the selection for the garage chemical enthusiast, I'd rather not publicly outline terrible ideas that could lead to others being severely hurt or killed.

Though I will throw out there that the access for the fire suppression/sprinkler system is usually fairly easy to access, and covers the entire store when it goes off, conveniently aerosolizing whatever liquids might be in the pipes...