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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!

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1. Be Respectful

Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

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Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

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[–] ZealousSealion@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 day ago
  • I've read books.
  • In multiple languages.
  • And I can read musical notes.
  • I'm a capable home cook.
  • I've built stuff. Assembling IKEA furniture counts, right?
  • My mum still keeps most of my paintings.
  • If you can read this, you know that I can write.
  • I can cut down vegetation.
  • I can even dive.
  • Yes, I open the camera app daily.
  • There's an app for that as well.
  • I'm wearing my backpack already.
  • Five of the seven continents (as many of us understand them culturally), so far.

Which is why I have an orgy every night.