throbbingpens

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Did you hear about the guy who was fired from the keyboard factory? in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
[–] throbbingpens@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Reminds me of the guy who used to work at the dairy processing plant. They caught him skimming.

Watson: Sherlock, where do lemons come from? in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
[–] throbbingpens@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Perfect dad joke. Made me groan-laugh. I’d make it more obvious by changing it to: “A lemon tree, my dear Watson.”

What do you call a pilot who always flies the same plane? in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
[–] throbbingpens@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I’ve been in flights with women pilots quite a few times so it is real weird that you haven’t come across any.

What do you call a pilot who always flies the same plane? in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
[–] throbbingpens@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Surely you’ve heard of Amelia Earhart?

can I have a couple of recommendations of newer bands (i want to listen to people who will still be around in a decade) in c/music@lemmy.world
[–] throbbingpens@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I’d like to add Opeth to this list too. One of my favourite bands.

From the lab to the World Cup: meet footballer–scientist Michelle Alozie in c/football@lemmy.world
[–] throbbingpens@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Holy shit that’s insane! I couldn’t even do one of those jobs right haha