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Did you hear about the guy who was fired from the keyboard factory? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by kersploosh@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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He wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I heard he was even trying to take control. In the end though, he was just able to get home.

[–] ClassyHatter@sopuli.xyz 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And at work he missed home.

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

either way, his employment there has come to an End.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

[stumbles in like Kramer] PRINT SCREEN!

[–] throbbingpens@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Reminds me of the guy who used to work at the dairy processing plant. They caught him skimming.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Well, maybe they should have some key performance reviews.

[–] Octavio@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Good thing they were keeping tabs on him.

[–] shortwavesurfer@monero.town 8 points 11 months ago

He had to look for Alt-erternative employment

[–] AGuyAcrossTheInternet@kbin.social 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Previously, the poor guy worked at a fab for mobile processors. The task was simple, catch wafers falling from machines fast. Guy has RISC'd his ARMs for the job.

[–] WalrusByte@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He'd just barely entered this field, but he may need to return to his old one

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

There is no escape

[–] xep@kbin.social 6 points 11 months ago

Those keyboard factory owners really like control.

[–] Usernameblankface@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He said he had it under control, but when management zeroed in on keeping tabs on this guy, they noticed he was still missing shifts. When confronted, the guy escaped before they could Caps Lock him inside for further questioning.

[–] Metamist@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I would fire him if he kept insisting on having his shifts under control. What absolute madman puts their shift under control?