the_post_of_tom_joad

If 80 senators decide the vote should be anonymous then it could be, right? Normally i don't think that'd be possible but for something AIPAC hold so dear i could see it

18 others wounded

Memes all the way down

John Crapper is a hero in my book

no one wants to stand out when they don't want to so... unique body. Not like elephant man even i mean just really tall/short dark/light different. No one wants to be too far outside the mean where they live

I've been avoiding hawk tuah as an exercise in how long it was possible to avoid the meme but now i've looked up her name and it's Haliey Welch

More evidence of Dem voters getting radicalized by their "unbiased" media. these cats are the ones trudging blindly behind their party's frog-march rightward

I'm usually sitting or lying down.

Lol i dont know the math but the speed required to apply that force means theres a sonic boom as well right? Along with the bubblewrap crack of your arm shattering in the process of somehow applying this force/acceleration. I actually wonder if there would be heat before the slap since the distance traveled is so short. Is there enough air between your windup and the chicken?

contracted by default

Cool, what others are there? Also, goofy question: what's the relative strength of this 'outer anus'? It wasn't listed in my search for strongest muscles and most results are tips on gaining anus strength

I know from first hand experience you can't do it by accident as one time, hung over and showering in the dark in the early morning i got a little dizzy and sat down.

Perfectly meeting my starfish to the shampoo bottle on the floor. It could not have been more on target had i attempted this.

I shot up, seeing stars like for real for only the second time in my life. I wasnt dizzy, I was up and at em' baby. Wooo what a rush! Hurt a lot for a minute. Hard as i sat down I don't think that bottle tip made it a millimeter into my pooper.

So yeah, impossible

One of the worst abuses of stereo in my opinion are old Beatles albums. Maybe cuz the tech was somewhat new they were playing far too much? Too much for me anyway