proctonaut

joined 1 year ago

Ukrainian drones now spray 4,000° F thermite streams right into Russian trenches in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] proctonaut@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Yea I need a drink

Ukrainian drones now spray 4,000° F thermite streams right into Russian trenches in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] proctonaut@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Uhhh 6? Ish?

Ukrainian drones now spray 4,000° F thermite streams right into Russian trenches in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] proctonaut@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (4 children)

That's a trick question. How many pound-feet of torque did you apply to the carpet?

How different would civilization be if humans had "mating season" ? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[–] proctonaut@lemmy.world 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oktoberfest it is, then.

You’re about to board an 18 hour flight. Where do you sit? in c/dundermifflin@lemm.ee

[–] proctonaut@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You think I don't already have some sprouted mung beans in my pocket?

What uses of a smartphone do you think most people miss out on? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[–] proctonaut@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I've started using that recently and it is very handy.

What uses of a smartphone do you think most people miss out on? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[–] proctonaut@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (6 children)

It's probably a tie between wikipedia and flashlight.

Gay for Wastewater Treatment in c/shirtsthatgohard@lemmy.world

[–] proctonaut@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

They're turning my gay frogs straight! It's unacceptable!

What is your favorite kid friendly book made just for traumatizing children? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[–] proctonaut@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I think The Velveteen Rabbit is pretty fucked.

Is everything the worst? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[–] proctonaut@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

Graduated in 07. Gave all of my savings to my parents in 08 so they wouldn't lose their house. Bumbled around for a decade and a half trying to get a degree and start my career only to get shit canned from an okay paying job mid-pandemic. Tripped over my own dick in to a great paying union job. Currently working too much overtime and saving every dime I can because I've seen enough shit.

People who have pets, how are they doing? Feel free to show them off! in c/casualconversation@lemm.ee

[–] proctonaut@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Princess Plop is one of her many nicknames

People who have pets, how are they doing? Feel free to show them off! in c/casualconversation@lemm.ee

[–] proctonaut@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Meet lumpy. Lumpy is swell.