nodimetotie

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I just made a video game in which you go back in time and shoot Adam. in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
[–] nodimetotie@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)

In a bra, duh

What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
[–] nodimetotie@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Where do boo bees live?

Where does the snowman live? in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Where does the snowman live? (lemmy.world)
 

In a nice house.

How did the cat feel after its tail got under a car wheel? in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
[–] nodimetotie@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Confucius confuses

Raisin awareness in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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How did the cat feel after its tail got under a car wheel? (lemmy.world)
 

Tired.

Raisin awareness in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
[–] nodimetotie@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago (3 children)

That would go well with Germans

Why did the Queen go to the dentist? in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
[–] nodimetotie@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Then the dentist royally screwed up

Italian birthday traditions in c/italy@lemmy.ml
[–] nodimetotie@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

wow, other than this one, which is kind of similar across cultures

The birthday person must make a wish while blowing out the candles on their cake, but they must keep their wish a secret. If anyone finds out what the wish is, it will not come true.

everything else was new. Just reading this list to people should be fun.

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Italian birthday traditions (lemmy.world)
 

We are organizing a birthday party for an Italian employee at a German company. Are there any fun (but not too embarrassing) traditions we could do during the party?

Tomb Raider: The Legend of Lara Croft | First Look | Netflix in c/moviesandtv@lemmy.film
[–] nodimetotie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Good observation about the photo! I also noticed it but did not immediately relate to anything.

Tomb Raider: The Legend of Lara Croft | First Look | Netflix in c/moviesandtv@lemmy.film
[–] nodimetotie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I wonder what story arc they are going to follow

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Don't get your hopes too high (lemmy.world)
 
Did you hear about that new restaurant on the moon? in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
[–] nodimetotie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

At least they serve water from the craters

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