Dad Jokes

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submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by ptz@dubvee.org to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Boo bees.

(This may be a borderline uncle joke, though).

Edit: Credit for the joke goes to Alan Davies

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[–] SorteKanin@feddit.dk 26 points 7 months ago

Is that why you call your wife "honey"?

[–] nodimetotie@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Where do boo bees live?

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I feel compelled to ask.

Idk, where do boo bees live?

[–] nodimetotie@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)

In a bra, duh

[–] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 3 points 7 months ago

I love this joke. You're like my bra duh from another uddah

[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Brah

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Nah, this one IMO qualifies as a dad joke through and through.

[–] criitz@reddthat.com 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This isn't a dad joke it's a kid joke

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 6 points 7 months ago

Thor calls Captain Marvel a party pooper