nicknonya

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Computer Science major here, it's not working because the computer doesn't respect you. download viruses on it to remind it who's boss.

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[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 6 days ago

this is unrelated to any real world events

[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

if you can find a turbo-enCOBOL sneeble implementation sure

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/20883609

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every software is like. your mission-critical app requires you to use the scrimble protocol to squeeb some snorble files for sprongle expressions. do you use:

  • libsnorble-2-dev, a C library that the author only distributes as source code and therefore must be compiled from source using CMake
  • Squeeb.js, which sort of has most of the features you want, but requires about a gigabyte of Node dependencies and has only been in development for eight months and has 4.7k open issues on Github
  • Squeeh.js, a typosquatting trojan that uses your GPU to mine crypto if you install it by mistake
  • Sprongloxide, a Rust crate beloved by its fanatical userbase, which has been in version 0.9.* for about four years, and is actually just a thin wrapper for libsnorble-2-dev
  • GNU Scrimble, a GPLv3-licensed command-line tool maintained by the Free Software Foundation, which has over a hundred different flags, and also comes with an integrated Lisp interpreter for scripting, and also a TUI-based Pong implementation as an "easter egg", and also supports CSV, XML, JSON, PDF, XLSX, and even HTML files, but does not actually come with support for squeebing snorble files for ideological reasons. it does have a boomeresque drawing of a grinning meerkat as its logo, though
  • Microsoft Scrimble Framework Core, a .NET library that has all the features you need and more, but costs $399 anually and comes with a proprietary licensing agreement that grants Microsoft the right to tattoo advertisements on the inside of your eyelids
  • snorblite, a full-featured Perl module which is entirely developed and maintained by a single guy who is completely insane and constantly makes blog posts about how much he hates the ATF and the "woke mind-virus", but everyone uses it because it has all the features you need and is distributed under the MIT license
  • Google Squeebular (deprecated since 2017)
[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago

what happened that they want is to forget /s

[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

a person born in 0 is 2000 years old, pickle that through

[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

i think they mean how the us right makes china out to be their number one enemy

[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 month ago

after the Great Science Cockup of '89 all scientists are overseen by a noir-style private investigator, the whiskey and cigar costs are high but they have solved ~8 murders per year since

[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

father i cannot click the book

[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 81 points 1 month ago (2 children)

our beautiful baby boy Robert 3de2d34e-a089-4a5a-acd8-b00d7c7eb07a

[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

we really ought to figure out a better way to share nodes.

[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

according to the handful of people i've heard who got institutionalized, you do not want to be institutionalized

[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 1 month ago

i'm pretty sure a nonreligious monasteary is just a commune

[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 month ago (10 children)

Idgaf if dude can be gendered

good for you, some people really don't want to be called that.
part of respecting someone's identity is respecting the terms which they want and don't want to be called by.
getting them wrong doesn't make you an asshole, getting them wrong and not caring does.

People need to get over themselves

in this context this is identical to Conservative "the new generation is too sensitive!!!" drivel.

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a horse of course (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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Show transcriptdeadlynight1987-deactivated2023 posts:
a picture of a horse on a beach looking at the sea on the left, the image is captioned "MAN"

another picture of a horse on a beach with the sea behind it, the image is captioned "NON-BINARY"

a mirrored version of the first image tinted pink, the caption reads "WOMAN"

the post ends with "life is good"

luigis-slut replies with a comic:
a dejected person looks down and says "I don't feel like a boy or a girl"

a cartoon horse looks at the person from behind

the horse, now drawn in meticulous detail, looks at the camera and says "Non Binary"

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pruleventive measures (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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Show Transcript(At a boxer match one boxer holds their fists in a stance and begins chanting)
Boxer: "KA ME HA ME"

Other boxer: "I quit"
(later)
Other boxer: "I know he prolly couldn’t but I ain’t gonna fuck around and see if he could."

From EXTRA FABULOUS COMICS

 
 
 
 

i use firefox with a lot of extensions, making the shortcut widget with the built-in add to home screen function won't work because it'll open the site with extensions disabled.

i've managed to make it work better by making the shortcut with internet disabled which opens the link in the actual firefox app but that gives the shortcut app a generic icon which looks bad.

i've searched around and there are apps that make shortcuts but no luck finding a foss one.

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/16670924

10 years of rule

 

i feel like lemmy skews older than the rest of the internet

i also made an anonymous poll because data is cool
https://cryptpad.fr/form/#/2/form/view/fGestKFfPddlgaPA4zOONy4GGq9DBUXoDfS-cqUsaPE/

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