androidul

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I'm connected to my new hotspot. What does this number 6 mean? This is the first time I've ever seen a number associated with any Wi-Fi notification. in c/privacy@lemmy.ml
[–] androidul@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

damn you, I’m so jelly rn 🥲

I'm a trans girl 🏳️‍⚧️ !! in c/mtf@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] androidul@lemmy.ml 26 points 6 months ago

as long as you feel good and you love yourself that’s what matters, these are healthy thoughts.

Keep it up 😎

I'm doing my part! in c/piracy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] androidul@lemmy.ml 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)

you store all that in the Homework folder?

Problem with Mull and Duolingo in c/privacy@lemmy.ml
[–] androidul@lemmy.ml 32 points 7 months ago (8 children)

what on gods sake are they doing so special that requires those browsers explicitly

Mastodon security update: every version prior to today's is vulnerable to remote user impersonation and takeover in c/fediverse@lemmy.ml
[–] androidul@lemmy.ml 1 points 8 months ago

nett hier

Is Rooting still as essential as it used to be? in c/android@lemmy.world
[–] androidul@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

1.1.1.1

Be honest, do you still use reddit? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] androidul@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

what is this “reddit” thou speak of?

My wife always wanted a child with an unusual spelling of a popular name in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
[–] androidul@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

or Macr? 🤷‍♂️

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Son, I think there’s a hole in your sock (lemmy.ml)
 

“What? No there isn’t!”

“Well then how did your foot get in there?”

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Where do bricks go when they die ? (lemmy.ml)
 

The cementery

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Mom keeps yelling at me to put the toilet seat down (lemmy.ml)
 

Well, why are you carrying it around?

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To be Frank, (lemmy.ml)
 

I’d have to change my name

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My wife always wanted a child with an unusual spelling of a popular name (lemmy.ml)
 

When we had our firstborn, she said, “How about we name him Mark, but with a C?”

I smiled and nodded and then told her I’d take care of everything with the name registration and birth certificate. When my wife looked at the birth certificate a few days later, she was confused.

“Honey”, she said. “Why does this say Cark?”

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Honey, why is there a strange baby in the crib? (lemmy.ml)
 

You told me to change the baby

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Dad pro tip #2 (lemmy.ml)
 

If your baby starts crying, cry twice as loud to assert dominance

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Dad pro tip #3 (lemmy.ml)
 

If you’re tired, a pile of unfolded laundry straight from the dryer is a good place for a nap

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A dad tried to keep his wife happy through labor by telling jokes, (lemmy.ml)
 

but she didn’t laugh once. It was the delivery.

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Dad, can you help me out? (lemmy.ml)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by androidul@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Sure. Which way did you come in ?

Concerns about ActivityPub in c/fediverse@lemmy.ml
[–] androidul@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I can only comment on the content part: if someone posts content that’s against your instance policy you can either block their instance or the user afaik

r/iPhone will be going private indefinitely (3.82 mil subscribers) - joining r/videos and many other subreddits in c/reddit@lemmy.ml
[–] androidul@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Reddit CEO and his other gangsters don't even care ... it's nice though that everyone's protesting on Reddit, I love that! Sad truth is just that they don't really care, least everyone can do is leave the platform but that's not going to happen. Also, I truly don't understand why they don't move here?