Though I just realised I'm a walking stereotype
Mwallerby
No contest, just look at these guys
Gotta be Mark Knopfler - Sailing to Philadelphia
Having come out, gotten a husband, gotten counselling and started building a business, it's been a good couple of years
On higher end ones maybe, but this works fine so idk - it's conceivable they both use the same internals just with a different battery mounting geometry
If not friend why friend shaped??
First computer in about '99, which I'd "built" (I was 8, so I mostly just watched while my dad's friend built it and occasionally let me plug some wires in)
First phone, Nokia 3310 in 2003, with a Simpsons case, I think I've got it in a box somewhere...
Was about to say the same thing - just annoying it's not all available online in the UK
I've got two - a potato ricer, basically a big garlic press you put a boiled potato in, instant perfect mash.
And one of those spiral apple peeler/corer/slicers, makes cooking anything with apple in so much faster (it's a fiddle to clean though unfortunately)
Scunthorpe
Just never go to Scunthorpe