Mwallerby

Atmospheric shot of Whitby Abbey I took on my honeymoon

What's brown and sticky?

A stick

Led me to this wonderful list

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_chemical_compounds_with_unusual_names

When I was about 4, I was jumping on the sofa, back and forth from one arm to the other (because the middle was lava, obviously)

Misjudged it and ended up going headfirst off the end into a china cabinet next to it, glass doors and all - I ended up missing the first month of school, 32 stitches and basically half a Glasgow smile to show for it, I'm told it looks very cool

NGL I kinda forgot about rugby, fair point

Europeans: call a game where you kick ball with foot "football"

Americans: call a game where you throw ball with hands "football"

One of these makes more sense to me... :p

H O N K

Yeah it's all wood - they're attached to the top with dowels and glue

D'oh yeah should've put that in the post - walnut for most of it, sapele and ash for the accent strip

There's a furniture makers a short drive away with a container full of their offcuts for cheap, spotted this guy right away 😁

When I started this company, I had only two things - a dream, and six million pounds