Night of truffles will be the parody version
LanguageIsCool
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Open the fucking door!!
Next time try just one big bean
I wasn’t born yesterday, you know. Wait, I’m in my 30s. Ok yes, I was born yesterday.
“Yeah, makes sense. You know how hard it is to draw a perfect circle? How about you try it then, asshole? Didn’t think so. Now pay up!!”
- Canva sales team, probably
Double entendre: “eu” means “me” in Portuguese
Scientists May Be Able to Make Grapefruits Compatible With Medications They Currently Interfere With
They should brand it “omg gmo grapefruit”
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We’re destroying the Amazon for cattle but haha birds eat rodents lmao gottem